clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

(via ruinedchildhood)


relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

(via phobias)


mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via pizza)


sniffing:

i hope there’s netflix in hell

(via hotboyproblems)


j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

image

(via nerdjpg)


woodmeat:

my name is timmy turner and i

peed in the ball pit at dashcon

(via pizza)


jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum

(via sniffing)


crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

(via ruinedchildhood)


wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(via relahvant)


dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high when they’re really sleepy 

(via fake-mermaid)